Will there be drinks?

Yes. We’re featuring shake-your-own, no-nonsense classic cocktails, including:

• Old Fashioneds (because they are delicious)

• White Russians (because the Big Lebowski)

• Cosmopolitans (because cranberry)

• French 75s (because champagne)

• Martinis (because they are Jess’ favorite)

• Sazeracs (because I love absinthe)

• Various Highballs (because some of my friends can’t hold their liquor anymore)

Plus belgian beers (a Hans favorite) and champagne!

Will there be food?

Yes. In addition to chips, pretzels, crudité, olives, nuts, and this deliziosa warm-salami-and-dates-thing, there will be pizza + cake!

Can I smoke pot?

Not in the office you can’t, but you can go two doors down to the workshop and smoke there, provided you promise not to use any of the power tools.

Can I bring my dog or child?

Sure! Just give me a heads-up so we don’t extend beyond maximum dog/child capacity.

Can I sleep on the couch or beanbag if I’m too drunk to drive?

Of course! Or we’d be happy to call you an uber.

Can I sleep on the couch or beanbag if I’m too high to drive?

Of course you can, Jake.

Is the playlist really all jazz, like the whole time?

Yes.

Is the URL for this site a typo?

Yes. I bought this $0.99 domain so fast I didn’t realize it was www.hansbirthaypokerparty.com and not www.hansbirthdaypokerparty.com